The secret to humor is surprise – Aristotle

Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference – Aristotle

To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does it not for some noble object but to escape some ill – Aristotle

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well – Aristotle

Wit is educated insolence – Aristotle

He who hath many friends hath none – Aristotle