Life Could be wonderful if people would leave you alone – Charlie Chaplin

To truly laugh, you must Be Able to take your pain, and play with it – Charlie Chaplin

I suppose that’s one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment – Charlie Chaplin

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is ‘elephant’ – Charlie Chaplin

Brunettes are troublemakers. They’re worse than the Jews – Charlie Chaplin

To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune – Charlie Chaplin