Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is ‘elephant’ – Charlie Chaplin

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large – Charlie Chaplin

A man’s true character comes out When he’s drunk – Charlie Chaplin

I am at peace with God. My conflict Is With Man – Charlie Chaplin

I suppose that’s one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment – Charlie Chaplin

Brunettes are troublemakers. They’re worse than the Jews – Charlie Chaplin