Brunettes are troublemakers. They’re worse than the Jews – Charlie Chaplin

I suppose that’s one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment – Charlie Chaplin

To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune – Charlie Chaplin

We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other’s misery – Charlie Chaplin

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is ‘elephant’ – Charlie Chaplin

The saddest thing I can suppose is to get used to luxury – Charlie Chaplin