Brunettes are troublemakers. They’re worse than the Jews – Charlie Chaplin

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is ‘elephant’ – Charlie Chaplin

I am at peace with God. My conflict Is With Man – Charlie Chaplin

Life Could be wonderful if people would leave you alone – Charlie Chaplin

Man as an Individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot That goes where prodded – Charlie Chaplin

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain – Charlie Chaplin